Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Author: Mark Twain

Passion kept one fully in the present, so that time became a series of mutually exclusive 'nows.'
Author: Sue Halpern

Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
Author: George Jean Nathan

Patterning your life around other's opinions is nothing more than slavery.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !
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How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one, the moulting season !
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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog !
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When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it's a greyhound !
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
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