My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared.
Author: P. J. Plauger

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
Author: Russell Baker

People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
Author: Sinclair Lewis

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Photographers do this for a living, every single day -- they point their lenses toward every single corner of our world and somehow make the mundane mesmerizing through their artistic eye. It's all a matter of being aware of your surroundings and realizin
Author: Ward Jenkins

Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How come you never write e-mails? I'd rather send a note!
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes