Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold. For if you put on more clothes as the cold increases, it will have no power to hurt you. So in like manner you must grow in patience when you meet with great wrongs, and they will
Author: Leonardo da Vinci

Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
Author: Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco

Peace has never come from dropping bombs. Real peace comes from enlightenment and educating people to behave more in a divine manner.
Author: Carlos Santana

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by.
Author: Maria Schell

People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ? Melon-collie !
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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
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How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.
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What did the dog do with the history professor? They got together and talked over old times.
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What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.
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