I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Author: Graffito

Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for a time, leave us the weaker ever after.
Author: Alexander Pope

If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Our test of truth is a reference to either a present or imagined future majority in favour of our view.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.
Author: Bible

How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just have a nursing assistant do it. As much as the doctor orders.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" and the man replies, "No, just spots."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it. After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands. As she comes back the male doctor says, "I bet you are a surgeon". She confirms and asks how he knew. "Easy, you're always washing your hands." She then says, "I bet you're an anesthesiologist." Male doctor: "Wow, how did you guess?" Female doctor: "I didn't feel a thing."
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A coffin was being moved when it fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the morticians started chasing it. As it rolled past the hospital, the mortician yelled to one of the nurse practitioners walking by, "Doc, quick, give me something to stop this coffin."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes