Best quotes to send by SMS
Robert Sternberg Passion is the quickest to develop, and the quickest to fade. Intimacy develops more slowly, and commitment more gradually still.
Author: Robert Sternberg

George Jackson Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
Author: George Jackson

Samuel Johnson Patriotism having become one of our topicks, Johnson suddenly uttered, in a strong determined tone, an apophthegm, at which many will start: "Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel." But let it be considered that he did not mean a real and generous
Author: Samuel Johnson

Ralph Waldo Emerson Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to quote. I hate quotation. Tell me what you know.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Benjamin Cardozo Opinion has a significance proportioned to the sources that sustain it.
Author: Benjamin Cardozo

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !
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Dog jokes Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can't drive !
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Dog jokes What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !
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Dog jokes What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ? A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
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Dog jokes What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !
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