Best quotes to send by SMS
Leo J. Burke People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Author: Leo J. Burke

David H. Comins People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
Author: David H. Comins

Plutarch Perseverance is more prevailing than violence; and many things which cannot be overcome when they are together, yield themselves up when taken little by little.
Author: Plutarch

Mark Twain I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
Author: Mark Twain

Henri Cartier Bresson Photographers deal in things which are continually vanishing and when they have vanished there is no contrivance on earth which can make them come back again.
Author: Henri Cartier Bresson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."
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E-mail jokes Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!
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E-mail jokes How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.
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E-mail jokes How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail.
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E-mail jokes How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.
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