Our feelings are our most genuine paths to knowledge.
Author: Audre Lorde

Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there.
Author: Eric Hoffer

Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance but to do what lies clearly at hand.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.
Author: Mark Twain

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
Author: Tom Lehrer

A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor. John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off.
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A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds. "Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?" "No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone."
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Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
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Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
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A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor. "Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!" At the next bed the next patient also appears half dead. "Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?" "Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour," replies the nurse. Unfortunately at the next bed the patient is well and truly deceased, not an ounce of life. "Nurse," asks the doctor, "did you prick his boil?" "OH MY GOODNESS!" replies the nurse.
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