Best quotes to send by SMS
Ruben Studdard People don't have to like or support you, so you always have to say thank you.
Author: Ruben Studdard

Logan Pearsall Smith It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

Thich Nhat Hanh People have a hard time letting go of their suffering. Out of a fear of the unknown, they prefer suffering that is familiar.
Author: Thich Nhat Hanh

Salma Hayek People often say that 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder,' and I say that the most liberating thing about beauty is realizing that you are the beholder. This empowers us to find beauty in places where others have not dared to look, including inside our
Author: Salma Hayek

Russell Baker People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
Author: Russell Baker

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian? A spot-weiler!
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Dog jokes Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws.
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Dog jokes What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!
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Dog jokes Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!
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Dog jokes Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!
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