Best quotes to send by SMS
Diane Wakoski Learning to live what you're born with is the process, the involvement, the making of a life.
Author: Diane Wakoski

Norman Maclean It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us.
Author: Norman Maclean

Robert Ingersoll In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments. There are consequences.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

Richard Baxter In necessary things, unity; in doubtful things, liberty; in all things, charity.
Author: Richard Baxter

Sylvia Plath I wanted change and excitement and to shoot off in all directions myself, like the colored arrows from a Fourth of July rocket.
Author: Sylvia Plath

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ? A dog that chases cars - and catches them !
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Dog jokes What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !
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Dog jokes What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !
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Dog jokes What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !
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Dog jokes What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ? A mutt in a rut !
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