Partying is such sweet sorrow.
Author: Robert Byrne

Pathos, piety, courage, they exist, but are identical, and so is filth. Everything exists, nothing has value.
Author: E. M. Forster

Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold. For if you put on more clothes as the cold increases, it will have no power to hurt you. So in like manner you must grow in patience when you meet with great wrongs, and they will
Author: Leonardo da Vinci

Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
Author: Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco

Peace has never come from dropping bombs. Real peace comes from enlightenment and educating people to behave more in a divine manner.
Author: Carlos Santana

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !
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What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ? A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !
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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ? A sheep that can round itself up !
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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ? Melon-collie !
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