Best quotes to send by SMS
Jay Leno I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite goodMaybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
Author: Jay Leno

Hugh Macleod Part of being a Master is learning how to sing in nobody else's voice but your own.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Hugh Macleod Part of understanding the creative urge is understanding that it's primal. Wanting to change the world is not a noble calling, it's a primal calling.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Ice T Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
Author: Ice T

Samuel Johnson Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Author: Samuel Johnson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? "Well, doggone !"
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Dog jokes Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !
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Dog jokes What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !
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Dog jokes What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
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Dog jokes What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !
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