Best quotes to send by SMS
Bible Out of thine own mouth will I judge thee.
Author: Bible

Peter McWilliams Pain (any pain--emotional, physical, mental) has a message. The information it has about our life can be remarkably specific, but it usually falls into one of two categories: "We would be more alive if we did more of this," and, "Life would be more lovely
Author: Peter McWilliams

Pablo Picasso Painting is just another way of keeping a diary.
Author: Pablo Picasso

Publilius Syrus Pardon one offense, and you encourage the commission of many.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Robert Byrne Partying is such sweet sorrow.
Author: Robert Byrne

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!
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Dog jokes Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
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Dog jokes Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them
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Dog jokes What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !
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Dog jokes Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !
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