Best quotes to send by SMS
Peter McWilliams Pain (any pain--emotional, physical, mental) has a message. The information it has about our life can be remarkably specific, but it usually falls into one of two categories: "We would be more alive if we did more of this," and, "Life would be more lovely
Author: Peter McWilliams

Pablo Picasso Painting is just another way of keeping a diary.
Author: Pablo Picasso

Publilius Syrus Pardon one offense, and you encourage the commission of many.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Robert Byrne Partying is such sweet sorrow.
Author: Robert Byrne

E. M. Forster Pathos, piety, courage, they exist, but are identical, and so is filth. Everything exists, nothing has value.
Author: E. M. Forster

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !
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Dog jokes Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !
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Dog jokes What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !
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Dog jokes Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !
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Dog jokes Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !
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