Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Author: Peter De Vries

Passion is the quickest to develop, and the quickest to fade. Intimacy develops more slowly, and commitment more gradually still.
Author: Robert Sternberg

Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
Author: George Jackson

Patriotism having become one of our topicks, Johnson suddenly uttered, in a strong determined tone, an apophthegm, at which many will start: "Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel." But let it be considered that he did not mean a real and generous
Author: Samuel Johnson

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes