Best quotes to send by SMS
Hugh Macleod People are fond of spouting out the old clich about how Van Gogh never sold a painting in his lifetime. Somehow his example serves to justify to us, decades later, that there is somehow merit in utter failure. Perhaps, but the man did commit suicide.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Soren Kierkegaard People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.
Author: Soren Kierkegaard

Anna Freud I was always looking outside myself for strength and confidence, but it comes from within. It is there all the time.
Author: Anna Freud

Logan Pearsall Smith People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

Dan Quayle People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
Author: Dan Quayle

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants.
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Dog jokes A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them. Man, fearing the dog might be hit by car, shouted angrily: "Lady! Lady! Get over here right now!" The dog charged happily back over to them, accompanied by a commuter who had been standing at the bus stop. "Yes, sir, what can I do for you?" she asked.
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Dog jokes Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!
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Dog jokes How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!
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Dog jokes What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!
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