I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
Author: Jay Leno

People everywhere have the same needs and values. They need a place to live and a job. Beyond that, they may need to sell stuff or get a mate.
Author: Craig Newmark

Im not going to die because I failed as someone else. Im going to succeed as myself.
Author: Margaret Cho

How long halt ye between two opinions?
Author: Bible

Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes