Peace is not a relationship of nations. It is a condition of mind brought about by a serenity of soul. Peace is not merely the absence of war. It is also a state of mind. Lasting peace can come only to peaceful people.
Author: Jawaharlal Nehru

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Author: Unknown

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
Author: Christopher Morley

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
Author: Jay Leno

People everywhere have the same needs and values. They need a place to live and a job. Beyond that, they may need to sell stuff or get a mate.
Author: Craig Newmark

What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Which dog tastes better when eaten? A hot dog.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes