
Painting is just another way of keeping a diary.
Author: Pablo Picasso
Pardon one offense, and you encourage the commission of many.
Author: Publilius Syrus
Partying is such sweet sorrow.
Author: Robert Byrne
Pathos, piety, courage, they exist, but are identical, and so is filth. Everything exists, nothing has value.
Author: E. M. Forster
Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold. For if you put on more clothes as the cold increases, it will have no power to hurt you. So in like manner you must grow in patience when you meet with great wrongs, and they will
Author: Leonardo da Vinci

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a
rose?
A collie-flower !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Why do dogs bury bones in
the ground
?
Because you can't bury them in trees !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Where do Eskimos train
their dogs ?
In the
mush room !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a
meal
?
That hit the spots !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What is a dog's favourite food ?
Anything that
is on your plate !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes