Best quotes to send by SMS
Pablo Picasso Painting is just another way of keeping a diary.
Author: Pablo Picasso

Publilius Syrus Pardon one offense, and you encourage the commission of many.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Robert Byrne Partying is such sweet sorrow.
Author: Robert Byrne

E. M. Forster Pathos, piety, courage, they exist, but are identical, and so is filth. Everything exists, nothing has value.
Author: E. M. Forster

Leonardo da Vinci Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold. For if you put on more clothes as the cold increases, it will have no power to hurt you. So in like manner you must grow in patience when you meet with great wrongs, and they will
Author: Leonardo da Vinci

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !
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Dog jokes Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !
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Dog jokes Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !
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Dog jokes What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !
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Dog jokes What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !
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