Best quotes to send by SMS
Isaac Asimov If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
Author: Isaac Asimov

Unknown Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional.
Author: Unknown

Diane Wakoski Learning to live what you're born with is the process, the involvement, the making of a life.
Author: Diane Wakoski

Norman Maclean It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us.
Author: Norman Maclean

Robert Ingersoll In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments. There are consequences.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirror.
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Dog jokes Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !
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Dog jokes Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
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Dog jokes What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !
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Dog jokes Why do dogs wag their tails ? "Because no one else will do it for them !"
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