Our children change us... whether they live or not.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Our deeds are like children that are born to us; they live and act apart from our own will. Nay, children may be strangled, but deeds never: they have an indestructible life both in and out of our consciousness.
Author: George Eliot

Our envy of others devours us most of all.
Author: Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Our government is the potent, the omnipresent teacher. For good or ill, it teaches the whole people by its example.
Author: Louis D. Brandeis

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future.
Author: Charles F. Kettering

Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!
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Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!
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Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm How boring for you!
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Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first? Patient: Give me the bad news first. Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them. Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news? Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.
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