Best quotes to send by SMS
Soren Kierkegaard People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.
Author: Soren Kierkegaard

Anna Freud I was always looking outside myself for strength and confidence, but it comes from within. It is there all the time.
Author: Anna Freud

Logan Pearsall Smith People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

Dan Quayle People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
Author: Dan Quayle

Hugh Macleod People who are 'ready' give off a different vibe than people who aren't. Animals can smell fear; maybe that's it. The minute you become ready is the the minute you stop dreaming. Suddenly it's no longer about 'becoming'. Suddenly it's about 'doing'.
Author: Hugh Macleod

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!
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Dog jokes How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Dog jokes What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Dog jokes Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Dog jokes How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes