If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Our test of truth is a reference to either a present or imagined future majority in favour of our view.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.
Author: Bible

Outer space is no place for a person of breeding.
Author: Lady Violet Bonham Carter

Pain makes man think. Thought makes man wise. Wisdom makes life endurable.
Author: John Patrick

Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !
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Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories !
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What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc.
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Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.
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Doctor: "Good news you passed your hearing test!" Patient: "HUH"
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