Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
Author: Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco

Peace has never come from dropping bombs. Real peace comes from enlightenment and educating people to behave more in a divine manner.
Author: Carlos Santana

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by.
Author: Maria Schell

People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

People are simply incapable of prolonged, sustained goodness.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.
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What did the dog do with the history professor? They got together and talked over old times.
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What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.
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What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser.
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What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howling at the moon.
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