Part of being a Master is learning how to sing in nobody else's voice but your own.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Part of understanding the creative urge is understanding that it's primal. Wanting to change the world is not a noble calling, it's a primal calling.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
Author: Ice T

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Peace is not a relationship of nations. It is a condition of mind brought about by a serenity of soul. Peace is not merely the absence of war. It is also a state of mind. Lasting peace can come only to peaceful people.
Author: Jawaharlal Nehru

What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ? The collie wobbles !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ? Dingo Starr !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes