Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for a time, leave us the weaker ever after.
Author: Alexander Pope

If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Our test of truth is a reference to either a present or imagined future majority in favour of our view.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.
Author: Bible

Outer space is no place for a person of breeding.
Author: Lady Violet Bonham Carter

Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?
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A coffin was being moved when it fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the morticians started chasing it. As it rolled past the hospital, the mortician yelled to one of the nurse practitioners walking by, "Doc, quick, give me something to stop this coffin."
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Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his body was torn off. He was taken to the hospital and examined. The doctors said he was all right. The nurses said there wasn't much left.
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Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !
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Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories !
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