It's better to be a company than to work for a company.
Author: Jim Coudal

I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave.
Author: E. M. Forster

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Author: Alfred North Whitehead

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.
Author: Sir William Osler

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversations as a dog does.
Author: Christopher Morley

What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got to help me!" he wailed. "What seems to be the trouble?" asked the doctor. "I keep having the same dream, night after night. There's this door with a sign on it, and I push and push the door but I can't get it open." "What does the sign say?" asked the Doctor. "Pull," said the patient.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes