Pardon one offense, and you encourage the commission of many.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Partying is such sweet sorrow.
Author: Robert Byrne

Pathos, piety, courage, they exist, but are identical, and so is filth. Everything exists, nothing has value.
Author: E. M. Forster

Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold. For if you put on more clothes as the cold increases, it will have no power to hurt you. So in like manner you must grow in patience when you meet with great wrongs, and they will
Author: Leonardo da Vinci

Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
Author: Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco

Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !
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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !
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What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !
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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !
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What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !
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