Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional.
Author: Unknown

Learning to live what you're born with is the process, the involvement, the making of a life.
Author: Diane Wakoski

It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us.
Author: Norman Maclean

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments. There are consequences.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

In necessary things, unity; in doubtful things, liberty; in all things, charity.
Author: Richard Baxter

What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why do dogs wag their tails ? "Because no one else will do it for them !"
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ? A dog that chases cars - and catches them !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes