One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
Author: Jonathan Swift

Outings are so much more fun when we can savor them through the children's eyes.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite goodMaybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
Author: Jay Leno

Part of being a Master is learning how to sing in nobody else's voice but your own.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Part of understanding the creative urge is understanding that it's primal. Wanting to change the world is not a noble calling, it's a primal calling.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!
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Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off.
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Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound.
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Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward him. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in oil. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.' The mother superior is first to open hers. Staring at it for a moment, she leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"
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What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !
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