Our faults irritate us most when we see them in others.
Author: Dutch Proverb

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
Author: John Adams

Our inventions are wont to be pretty toys, which distract our attention from serious things. They are but improved means to an unimproved end.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Our lives teach us who we are.
Author: Salman Rushdie

It's better to be a company than to work for a company.
Author: Jim Coudal

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way, your in my light!
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Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!
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Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!
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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!
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