Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.
Author: H. Mumford Jones

Out of thine own mouth will I judge thee.
Author: Bible

Pain (any pain--emotional, physical, mental) has a message. The information it has about our life can be remarkably specific, but it usually falls into one of two categories: "We would be more alive if we did more of this," and, "Life would be more lovely
Author: Peter McWilliams

Painting is just another way of keeping a diary.
Author: Pablo Picasso

Pardon one offense, and you encourage the commission of many.
Author: Publilius Syrus

A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and was rather confused. After nurse had made her comfortable, she was confronted with four of woman friends who asked, "How is she?" The nurse replied, "Oh, she's quite dopey." One of the friends said, "We know that, but how is she healthwise?"
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

"Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he's swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?" "Quite simple," said the doctor calmly. "You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husband's mouth. As soon as the mouse takes a bite haul it out." "Oh, I see. Thank you, doctor. I'll go around to the fishmonger straight away and get a cod's head." "What do you want a cod's head for?" "Oh- I forgot to tell you. I've got to get the cat out first!"
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Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes