Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting with the gift of speech.
Author: Simonides

Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Author: Peter De Vries

Passion is the quickest to develop, and the quickest to fade. Intimacy develops more slowly, and commitment more gradually still.
Author: Robert Sternberg

Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
Author: George Jackson

Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? "I must throw that doggie out the window !"!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes