Peace has never come from dropping bombs. Real peace comes from enlightenment and educating people to behave more in a divine manner.
Author: Carlos Santana

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by.
Author: Maria Schell

People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

People are simply incapable of prolonged, sustained goodness.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

People can have the Model T in any colour--so long as it's black.
Author: Henry Ford

What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.
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What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser.
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What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howling at the moon.
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What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog.
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When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes