Best quotes to send by SMS

Our avian brothers are back to roost on the first leg of their annual sojourn south. Why them and not us? Maybe it's because we humans are meant to be rooted in one spot.
Author: Mitchell Burgess
Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Our days are a kaleidoscope. Every instant a change takes place in the contents. New harmonies, new contrasts, new combinations of every sort. Nothing ever happens twice alike. The most familiar people stand each moment in some new relation to each other,
Author: Henry Ward Beecher
Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt.
Author: William Shakespeare
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Author: Graffito
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
spider
What a web of lies!
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Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a
liar
I can't believe that!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
dog!
Sit!
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Doctor, Doctor, I can't get
to
sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a python
You can't get round me just like that you know!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes