Best quotes to send by SMS
Mitchell Burgess Our avian brothers are back to roost on the first leg of their annual sojourn south. Why them and not us? Maybe it's because we humans are meant to be rooted in one spot.
Author: Mitchell Burgess

Ralph Waldo Emerson Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Henry Ward Beecher Our days are a kaleidoscope. Every instant a change takes place in the contents. New harmonies, new contrasts, new combinations of every sort. Nothing ever happens twice alike. The most familiar people stand each moment in some new relation to each other,
Author: Henry Ward Beecher

William Shakespeare Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt.
Author: William Shakespeare

Graffito I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Author: Graffito

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider What a web of lies!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar I can't believe that!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog! Sit!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a python You can't get round me just like that you know!
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