Our test of truth is a reference to either a present or imagined future majority in favour of our view.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.
Author: Bible

Outer space is no place for a person of breeding.
Author: Lady Violet Bonham Carter

Pain makes man think. Thought makes man wise. Wisdom makes life endurable.
Author: John Patrick

I believe the choice to be excellent begins with aligning your thoughts and words with the intention to require more from yourself.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor: "Good news you passed your hearing test!" Patient: "HUH"
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. "I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't you play with Rollo while you're waiting? He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up, and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll jump through." The dog followed Paul onto the balcony and started rolling over. Paul made a hoop with his arms and Rollo jumped through -- and over the balcony railing. Just then Paul's date walked out. "Isn't Rollo the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?" "To tell the the truth," he replied, "he seemed a little depressed to me."
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes