Outings are so much more fun when we can savor them through the children's eyes.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite goodMaybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
Author: Jay Leno

Part of being a Master is learning how to sing in nobody else's voice but your own.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Part of understanding the creative urge is understanding that it's primal. Wanting to change the world is not a noble calling, it's a primal calling.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
Author: Ice T

Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward him. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in oil. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.' The mother superior is first to open hers. Staring at it for a moment, she leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? "Well, doggone !"
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes