Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack.
Author: Henry Miller

Out of life's school of war: What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

Out, damned spot! out, I say!
Author: William Shakespeare

Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting with the gift of speech.
Author: Simonides

Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !
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The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will." "That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "May I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change..."
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The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.
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A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes. "Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down." "Just because he's cross-eyed?" say's the man. "No, because he's heavy," says the vet.
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