Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
Author: Ice T

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Peace is not a relationship of nations. It is a condition of mind brought about by a serenity of soul. Peace is not merely the absence of war. It is also a state of mind. Lasting peace can come only to peaceful people.
Author: Jawaharlal Nehru

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Author: Unknown

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
Author: Christopher Morley

What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomato is red.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How did the dog make gold soup? He put in 24 carrots.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer.
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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.
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