Best quotes to send by SMS
Lewis Mumford Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
Author: Lewis Mumford

Edmund Burke Our patience will achieve more than our force.
Author: Edmund Burke

William Shakespeare Our revels now are ended. These our actors, As I foretold you, were all spirits, and Are melted into air, into thin air: And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces, The solemn temples, the great g
Author: William Shakespeare

Jonathan Swift One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
Author: Jonathan Swift

Lawana Blackwell Outings are so much more fun when we can savor them through the children's eyes.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes "Why are you so excited?", the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc, this is my first operation." "Really? It's mine too, and I am not excited at all."
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Doctor and nurse jokes Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week? Patient: No, I'm sick now.
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Doctor and nurse jokes 1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you !
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around !doc
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