Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance but to do what lies clearly at hand.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.
Author: Mark Twain

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
Author: Tom Lehrer

Our sins are more easily remembered than our good deeds.
Author: Democritus

Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.
Author: H. Mumford Jones

A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor. "Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!" At the next bed the next patient also appears half dead. "Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?" "Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour," replies the nurse. Unfortunately at the next bed the patient is well and truly deceased, not an ounce of life. "Nurse," asks the doctor, "did you prick his boil?" "OH MY GOODNESS!" replies the nurse.
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How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
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Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.
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How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.
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There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!
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