Best quotes to send by SMS
William Shakespeare Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners.
Author: William Shakespeare

Lois McMaster Bujold Our children change us... whether they live or not.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

George Eliot Our deeds are like children that are born to us; they live and act apart from our own will. Nay, children may be strangled, but deeds never: they have an indestructible life both in and out of our consciousness.
Author: George Eliot

Alexander Solzhenitsyn Our envy of others devours us most of all.
Author: Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Louis D. Brandeis Our government is the potent, the omnipresent teacher. For good or ill, it teaches the whole people by its example.
Author: Louis D. Brandeis

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too tents.
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!
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