Best quotes to send by SMS

Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners.
Author: William Shakespeare
Our children change us... whether they live or not.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold
Our deeds are like children that are born to us; they live and act apart from our own will. Nay, children may be strangled, but deeds never: they have an indestructible life both in and out of our consciousness.
Author: George Eliot
Our envy of others devours us most of all.
Author: Alexander Solzhenitsyn
Our government is the potent, the omnipresent teacher. For good or ill, it teaches the whole people by its example.
Author: Louis D. Brandeis
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor how can I cure my sleep
walking?
Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like
a tee-pee and
other days I feel like a wig-wam.
You're too
tents.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my
tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my
appendix, but I still don't feel well.
That's quite enough out of
you!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image
of his father
Never mind just so long as he's healthy!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing
double.
Please sit on the couch.
Which one!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes