Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance but to do what lies clearly at hand.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.
Author: Mark Twain

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
Author: Tom Lehrer

Our sins are more easily remembered than our good deeds.
Author: Democritus

Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.
Author: H. Mumford Jones

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
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Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!
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The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl. "Now, Mr. Jenkins," the nurse practitioner warned, "you should know that when a man your age marries an eighteen-year-old girl, somebody could get hurt." The old man shrugged, "If she dies, she dies."
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