Best quotes to send by SMS

Humanity can be quite cold to those whose eyes see the world differently.
Author: Eric A. Burns
Our American values are not luxuries but necessities, not the salt in our bread, but the bread itself. Our common vision of a free and just society is our greatest source of cohesion at home and strength abroad, greater than the bounty of our material ble
Author: Jimmy Carter
Our country, right or wrong. When right, to be kept right, when wrong to be put right.
Author: Carl Schurz
Our doubts are traitors,
And make us lose the good we oft might win
By fearing to attempt.
Author: William Shakespeare
Our first and most pressing problem is how to do away with warfare as a method of solving conflicts between national groups within a society who have different views about how the society is to run.
Author: Margaret Mead
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a
pen
Well sit down and write your name!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she
is
a lift!
Well tell her to come in
I can't she doesn't stop
at this floor!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
dog.
Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm not
allowed up on the couch!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth,
foul breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and
Mouth disease!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I've lost my
memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes