One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.
Author: Sir William Osler

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversations as a dog does.
Author: Christopher Morley

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
Author: Isaac Asimov

Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional.
Author: Unknown

Learning to live what you're born with is the process, the involvement, the making of a life.
Author: Diane Wakoski

Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue? Why? Because I've been at my computer all day and I've got a splitting headache!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "No, he has a broken arm." John: "How did he break it?" Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window." John: "How did he break his arm?" Jack: "He fell out of the window trying to follow the prescription."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer." The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program, that worked flawlessly the first time. By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can't give you the job." The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said, "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual". The dog looked at the manager calmly and said "Meow".
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes