Best quotes to send by SMS
Edmund Burke Our patience will achieve more than our force.
Author: Edmund Burke

William Shakespeare Our revels now are ended. These our actors, As I foretold you, were all spirits, and Are melted into air, into thin air: And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces, The solemn temples, the great g
Author: William Shakespeare

Jonathan Swift One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
Author: Jonathan Swift

Lawana Blackwell Outings are so much more fun when we can savor them through the children's eyes.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

Jay Leno I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite goodMaybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
Author: Jay Leno

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around !doc
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !
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Doctor and nurse jokes Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street? They were arch enemies.
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Doctor and nurse jokes When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back. "Step aside, lady," he barked. "I've taken a course in first aid." The woman watched him for a few minutes, then tapped his shoulder. "Pardon me," she said. "But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm right here."
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Dog jokes A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. "That is a very smart dog," the man commented. "He's not so smart," said one of the irked players. "Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."
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