Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Peace is not a relationship of nations. It is a condition of mind brought about by a serenity of soul. Peace is not merely the absence of war. It is also a state of mind. Lasting peace can come only to peaceful people.
Author: Jawaharlal Nehru

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Author: Unknown

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
Author: Christopher Morley

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
Author: Jay Leno

How did the dog make gold soup? He put in 24 carrots.
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What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer.
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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.
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What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes