I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave.
Author: E. M. Forster

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Author: Alfred North Whitehead

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.
Author: Sir William Osler

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversations as a dog does.
Author: Christopher Morley

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
Author: Isaac Asimov

Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.
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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !
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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then ? Well, I saw this light at the window...!
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Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood.
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