Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
Author: Heinrich Heine

Other people's troubles are bearable.
Author: Yiddish Proverb

Our faults irritate us most when we see them in others.
Author: Dutch Proverb

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
Author: John Adams

Our inventions are wont to be pretty toys, which distract our attention from serious things. They are but improved means to an unimproved end.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!
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Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality Well, you'd better both sit down then!
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Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way, your in my light!
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