Best quotes to send by SMS
Ralph Waldo Emerson Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to quote. I hate quotation. Tell me what you know.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Benjamin Cardozo Opinion has a significance proportioned to the sources that sustain it.
Author: Benjamin Cardozo

Samuel Butler Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Author: Samuel Butler

Confucius If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand.
Author: Confucius

Blaise Pascal People are usually more convinced by reasons they discovered themselves than by those found by others.
Author: Blaise Pascal

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.
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Dog jokes What did the dog say to the pig? You are just a bore.
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Dog jokes What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir.
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Dog jokes What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog.
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Dog jokes What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store.
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