Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to quote. I hate quotation. Tell me what you know.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Opinion has a significance proportioned to the sources that sustain it.
Author: Benjamin Cardozo

Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Author: Samuel Butler

If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand.
Author: Confucius

People are usually more convinced by reasons they discovered themselves than by those found by others.
Author: Blaise Pascal

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.
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What did the dog say to the pig? You are just a bore.
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What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir.
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What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog.
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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store.
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