My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
Author: Christopher Morley

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
Author: Jay Leno

People everywhere have the same needs and values. They need a place to live and a job. Beyond that, they may need to sell stuff or get a mate.
Author: Craig Newmark

Im not going to die because I failed as someone else. Im going to succeed as myself.
Author: Margaret Cho

How long halt ye between two opinions?
Author: Bible

Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches.
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Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger.
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I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.
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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !
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What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!
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